I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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