Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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