your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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