I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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