It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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