I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Come on in and take your pants off
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