summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
If I die, sorry about rent.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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