Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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