i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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