Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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