He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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