Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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