# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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