how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Randomize
