About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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