Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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