Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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