doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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