Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
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I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize