i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
