How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize