then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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