so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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