Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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