I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
