My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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