I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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