So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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