i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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