how hairy? two words: wookie tits
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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