I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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