I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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