So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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