I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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