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Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.

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(630): Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes. http://tfl.nu/1voe

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rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?

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(314): rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places? http://tfl.nu/i464

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New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.

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(512): New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville. http://tfl.nu/rzyg

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(704): View more from North Carolina

she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"

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(704): she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out" http://tfl.nu/fktd

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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.

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(202): the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other. http://tfl.nu/vc7e

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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.

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(724): Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues. http://tfl.nu/n3ga

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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog

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(908): you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog http://tfl.nu/njtd

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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.

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(720): Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it. http://tfl.nu/chvq

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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster

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(701): So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster http://tfl.nu/imtg

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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.

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(330): Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car. http://tfl.nu/8rap

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My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.

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(248): My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work. http://tfl.nu/6xpg

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(720): View more from Colorado

We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.

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(720): We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out. http://tfl.nu/ioyx

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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.

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(570): You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys. http://tfl.nu/l3j3

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(941): View more from Florida

He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times

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(941): He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times http://tfl.nu/ygnh

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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.

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(970): Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession. http://tfl.nu/fr3h

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