Just cropdusted the office
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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