so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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