Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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