I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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