I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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