Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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