i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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