Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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