I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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