I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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