We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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