you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Im part way to drunk.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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