Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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