My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Randomize
