You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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