we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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