Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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