How'd it feel making her break her religion?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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