Her vagina should come with caution tape.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
