If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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