BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Randomize